Cleverly Disguised Adult Green Inner 2-Tone Mug

Start the day successfully passing as responsible with the Cleverly Disguised Adult Green Inner 2-Tone Mug. Lightly chaotic, deeply relatable, and fuelled by caffeine, it’s made for anyone who pays bills… but still Googles how long to cook things.

The fresh green inner adds a confident pop of colour, even if you’re internally winging it. Perfect for morning meetings, pretending you understand mortgages, and rewarding yourself for doing the bare minimum of adulthood. On the outside? Fully functional. On the inside? Just hoping no one notices.