Emotionally Constipated Red Inner 2-Tone Mug

Start the day bottling it up in style with the Emotionally Constipated Red Inner 2-Tone Mug. Dry, self-aware, and just a little bit too relatable, it’s made for those who absolutely have feelings… they’re just not currently available for release.

The bold red inner adds a punch of intensity beneath the calm exterior — kind of like you. Perfect for coffee-fuelled overthinking, staring into space, or giving a thoughtful “I’m fine” when you are, in fact, processing seventeen things at once. Not dramatic. Just… internally buffering