Start the day with your social battery firmly in low-power mode with the Do I Look Like A Fucking People Person Pink Mirror Mug. Bold, glossy, and gloriously blunt, it’s made for anyone who prefers their coffee strong and their interactions minimal.
The pink mirror finish brings a touch of glam to the anti-small-talk energy, catching the light while you quietly avoid eye contact. Perfect for desks, kitchens, or any setting where someone might be tempted to “just pop over for a chat.” Consider this your beautifully reflective warning label.
