I Have Selective Hearing Black Inner 2-Tone Mug

Start the day expertly filtering out the nonsense with the I Have Selective Hearing Black Inner 2-Tone Mug. Dry, relatable, and just the right amount of defiant, it’s made for those who somehow never hear chores… but can detect snack wrappers from three rooms away.

The bold black inner keeps it sleek and understated while your attention mysteriously switches on and off at will. Perfect for coffee breaks, strategic silence, and giving a thoughtful nod when you absolutely weren’t listening. Some call it ignoring. You call it prioritising