I'd Rather Be Watching Serial Killer Documentaries Black Mug

Start the day wishing you were somewhere darker and far more interesting with the I’d Rather Be Watching Serial Killer Documentaries Black Mug. Moody, dry, and just the right amount of unhinged, it’s made for those who find true crime oddly relaxing.

The sleek black finish keeps things understated — even if your viewing history absolutely isn’t. Perfect for late-night binge sessions, deep dives into suspicious timelines, and that “one more episode” you definitely didn’t plan on. Coffee tastes better when there’s a dramatic voiceover playing in the background