King Crapalot Purple Inner 2-Tone Mug

Start the day ruling your domain with questionable dignity in the King Crapalot Purple Inner 2-Tone Mug. Bold, ridiculous, and proudly immature, it’s made for anyone who embraces their throne… even if it’s mostly toilet humour and bad decisions.

The rich purple inner adds a royal twist to the nonsense, giving just enough grandeur to match the title. Perfect for morning coffee, dramatic announcements, and reminding the peasants (aka everyone else) who’s in charge. Long may you reign — preferably with caffeine in hand