It’s not you — it’s literally everyone else.
Feeling a little over it? Let this tote do the talking. The “Surrounded By Pricks” cream tote bag is your new go-to for handling daily nonsense with a smile and a whole lot of sarcasm. Featuring a cute cactus design paired with a brutally honest message, it’s the perfect blend of charm and cheek.
Made from sturdy, eco-friendly canvas and roomy enough to carry your essentials (and maybe some emotional baggage), this bag brings the attitude — so you don’t have to say a word.
Features:
Playful, Punchy Design: Adorable cactus illustration meets not-so-subtle truth bomb
Stylish Cream Color: Neutral, goes-with-everything tone — pairs great with side-eye
Sturdy & Spacious: Durable canvas construction with reinforced handles for daily use
Perfect Gift: For coworkers, plant lovers, or that one friend who’s done with everyone
Take it to the store, the office, or anywhere you need to silently express, “I’m surrounded… and not impressed.”
Say it with your tote (so you don’t have to say it out loud).