Worship Coffee Mug (Steven Rhodes)

The “Worship Coffee: The Dark Lord” mug by Steven Rhodes is perfect for caffeine cultists and morning zombies alike. Featuring hooded figures in full ritual mode around a sacred pot of coffee, this mug is equal parts hilarious and painfully relatable. Whether you're summoning energy or just avoiding conversation, this ceramic mug delivers your daily dose of dark magic in style. Dishwasher and microwave safe—for when the coffee gods demand convenience.